This isn’t soccer, right?
The world knows this sport as American football but in America, we call it “football”. Why? Because America, that’s why. *Insert Jimi Hendrix “Star Spangled
Banner” guitar solo here*
“The Blind Side.” Isn’t that a Sandra Bullock movie?
Yes, it is, it’s a movie based on the true story of Michael Oher, a homeless football player who becomes a professional football player and oh I’m crying now. Wow.
The only football player you know is Peyton Manning because of the plethora of commercials he does.
If commercials received Oscar Awards, Manning would have nine.
Your only experience comes from video games.
Push the right trigger to make the football player man sprint!
Sometimes you wonder what they talk about during huddles.
“Dinner tonight?” “Sure, let me just tackle this guy, first.”
You only know about football because of the Bad Lip Sync channel on Youtube.
Endless entertainment.
Last year’s Superbowl was a football game that took place before and after a Beyonce concert.
And here’s hoping our prayers for Beyonce to perform again come true.
Some fans wear cheese on their heads…. why doe?
I’m confused and excited.
A fumble? That’s me when I try to flirt with anyone.
Hahaha…. awww….
Football math is weird: one touchdown = six points, because why exactly!?
And field goals are three points? I wish I paid attention in elementary math… and elementary P.E.
NFL? Is that like the Nerf dart tag football that hit me in the face as a child?
*Shivers* I still get flashbacks.
Well Broncos, good luck keeping up with the football season. And good luck with your team!
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