Warning: the content of this article will cause severe stomach grumbles.

If you’re anything like me, you’ve managed to foster the falsehood that you are totally the Barefoot Contessa due to those lazy days spent watching copious amounts of Food Network. With Thanksgiving just around the corner, we’ve compiled a list of the best fall recipes courtesy of Food Network – with easy levels to make life that much more seamless – for you to channel your inner affluent chef this season.

1. Green Bean Casserole

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Even the most stubborn of non-vegetable consumers won’t be able to resist this dish. With onions and panko bread crumbs in the mix, I’m told that The Cure’s “Love Song” was actually inspired by this dish. No need to fact check, just trust me on this one. Get the recipe here.

2. Scalloped Potatoes

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
The phrase “give me liberty, or give me death” was actually modified from the original phrase of “give me potatoes, or give me death” because a world without potatoes wouldn’t be a good one at all. Again, no need to fact check. Get the recipe here.

3. Apple Crumble with Vanilla Ice Cream

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
Cue evangelical music as baby angels descend from the clouds. It only takes 25 minutes to make this dish. Get the recipe here, and praise the heavens later.

4. Three-Cheese Macaroni

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
A classic that, if ever omitted from the menu, should constitute as a federal crime. Get the recipe here.

5. Spinach and Artichoke Dip

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
Avoid hangry relatives while waiting for the turkey, and compensate for the lack of greens with this delicious dip. Get the recipe here.

6. Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Cookies

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I’ll take 70. This is everything you never knew you needed in your life. Note that spices may need to be doubled based on the reviews. Get the recipe here.

7. Rosemary Chips

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Put away the family-sized bag of Lays. This isn’t a middle school party thrown in your parent’s basement. This sophisticated and easy appetizer is sure to be a crowd pleaser. Get the recipe here.

8. Garlic-Roasted Chicken

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
A delicious alternative for those who don’t enjoy turkey. Believe it or not, these types of people do exist. Pure blasphemy, but what can you do? Get the recipe here.

9. Pumpkin Spice Cranberry Muffins

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
A recipe with both cranberries and pumpkin can do no wrong. Get the recipe here.

10. Caramelized Onion and Cornbread Stuffing

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Image courtesy of Food Network.
As a general rule of thumb, just assume that any recipe containing the words “caramelized” and “onion” constitute deliciousness. Get the recipe here.

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