The worst part of the quarter is here: finals. Stress is at an all time high, students are wired on copious amounts of caffeine and professors are cackling in the corners of their offices as they begin to fail students (probably).
Finals week is, without a doubt, the most annoying time of the quarter, so you can only imagine how much more annoying finals would be if it were a person…
They would be the person who walks too slow when you’re in a hurry
They would be the person who asks for your pencil and never returns it
They would be the person who asks the professor the same question another student just asked
They would be the person who doesn’t pull their weight in a group project
They would be the person who blasts music through their earphones for everyone to hear
Alternatively, the person who talks to you when you have your earphones in
They would be the person who steals the parking spot you’ve been waiting forever for
They would be the person who smokes a cigarette next to the library’s “no smoking” sign
They would be the person who is unnecessarily rude to food service workers
They would be the person who keeps kicking your chair at the movies
Bottom line, they would be your worst enemy (not that they aren’t already)
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